And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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