id be glad to
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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