THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
