sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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