Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?

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(818): View more from California

I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

Wtf? What happened?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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(206): View more from Washington

He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

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(917): View more from New York City

The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet

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(661): View more from California

If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"

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