Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.