i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
so let's talk penis.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow