ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"