My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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