so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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