do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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