Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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