sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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