yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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