he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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