So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Randomize
