Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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