Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.