They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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