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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(313): oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing http://tfl.nu/2oov

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(330): View more from Ohio

ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended

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(330): ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended http://tfl.nu/6iyq

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so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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oh shit that had to have been awkward

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i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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(210): so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it..... (512): oh shit that had to have been awkward (210): i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for http://tfl.nu/r8iv

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i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.

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(604): i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later. http://tfl.nu/i15d

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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.

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(702): sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick. http://tfl.nu/022f

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(913): View more from Kansas

What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?

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(913): What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase? http://tfl.nu/cv8y

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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.

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(913): The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up. http://tfl.nu/odda

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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.

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(513): I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting. http://tfl.nu/f03u

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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.

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(910): I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea. http://tfl.nu/24jk

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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth

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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come

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(870): Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth (1-870): I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come http://tfl.nu/shj4

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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.

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(243): We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever. http://tfl.nu/yt9v

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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.

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(+61): Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness. http://tfl.nu/4vgt

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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.

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Not yet.

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(817): I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous. (512): Not yet. http://tfl.nu/l0rj

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I round house kicked her emotions in the face

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(785): I round house kicked her emotions in the face http://tfl.nu/nnqe

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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.

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(301): First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives. http://tfl.nu/0sul

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