you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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