all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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