Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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