maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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