im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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