to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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