I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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