I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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