I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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