But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you guys were way drunker than both of me
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
