youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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