the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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