so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just found a bag of teeth...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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