Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?