my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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