FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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