It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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