Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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