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When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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