Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I just want to make out with him forever
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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