dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i was born a porn star she said
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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