he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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