Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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