omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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