I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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