i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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