Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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