Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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