We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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