haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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