All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Small penises have feelings too.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
