i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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