How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You were trust falling into bushes
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