These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize