the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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