you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
