16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
No subtext here. People are naked.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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