**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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